60 Bacon Sliced Whopper

First God created Bacon. Bacon needed somewhere to live so he made Earth. But Bacon needed consumption, so he made people. But then stupid people shunned God and to punish them he put Bacon into pigs so that it was harder to get at it (before it was just walking around everywhere). People defied God [...]

Learn to Run Your Own Dirty Convenience Mart

Grab a turban and some shitty knick-knacks as you get ready to embark on your training to run a dirty little stop and rob shop in Konbeni DS: Otona no Keiei Ryoku Training (The Konbeni DS: Adult’s Management Power Training). Now you too can pretend to be that old guy behind the counter who wouldn’t [...]

More Sushi Abomination

The famous Koi in NYC has added another nail in the coffin that is real sushi. Their latest offering is the High Roller (I do give props on the name). Take your average roll and then just start shoving in expensive stuff for no reason. Apparently this is served tableside with the chef shaving white [...]

Fresh Baked Rickrolls

I think you know what what goes with Rich Astley, dinner and some butter. Some hot, steamy, buttered Rickrolls.
All you need is some time, a laser engraver, a generous collection of Rick Astley photos (which I know you do), and some friends to rickroll.
Butter that muffin.

Giant Hornet Honey And Other Curiosities

Many people know I like to venture into the strange when it comes to food. Sure I do have to draw lines because some things seem pretty fucking nasty, such has Balut, but I bet if you got me drunk I would be down. Same goes for Hákarl [video]. But let’s say that the local [...]

Girl Scouts New Cookie: Coconut Orangutan Bits

Every damn time I go to Sam’s Club to get some gas and a few things like toilet paper, I end up getting berated by some little douche who is flaunting their wares at me like it is some 15th Arab bazaar. The Jesus cross kids are already fucked in the head but now a [...]

Omurice Onegai Simasu!!

It is the end of the day and I am getting hungry. I saw a link for tamagoyaki over at 3Yen and it reminded me that I haven’t had some omurice in awhile. What is it you ask? Well how about watching some crafty bum whisk some up on the spot after breaking and entering [...]

Sashimi That Moves

Now if you know me personally, then you probably know I love to eat animals. Of all my goals in life, one is to eat every animal possible. And I prefer to eat most food raw including beef, chicken (yes you can), fish, squid, horse, caribou, alligator. The only thing I don’t like with strong [...]

MSG: The Wonder Seasoning

Monosodium glutamate. For some reason that word has had such a stigma and for no reason. People all over Asia have used it forever and no one has died due to it being in food. But of course here in the US, people find out that something like MSG was being used and they [...]

Uggghhh…………

I don’t know what the fuck this is all about, sure it involves how to cook Magic Mushrooms but…..
All I know is that with no speakers on, this is even weirder to watch. Especially if you just watch around 1:35, I think that is what you see when you walk into the foyer of hell.
Via [...]