Old People Sex: Latest Craze in Japanese Porn Industry

The lastest trend in the hotness that is the Japanese porn industry is the booming drive for eldery porn, the porn that has grandpa giving grandma the wrinkly boner. Japan’s adult industry is worth over $1 billion a year (how is it not more?) and the old sex is thriving with companies such as mail [...]

Omorashi or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hold the Pee

MaoChan, as most of you probably have figured, is no stranger to porn or fetishes for that matter. One such fetish that exists in the world is urolagnia, aka Watersports. But leave it to those crafty, industrious Japanese to take it to the next level and define their own genre of pee play, Omorashi (オモラシ [...]

Things Men Say But Don’t Mean

Men are a mystery to women, just as women are weird tampon using freaks in our eyes. But there are things woman say about guys this is very true, like when they say we don’t always say what we mean. Sure this doesn’t apply to everything we say but next time your man says, “Oh [...]

How to Buy Flowers For The Ladies

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Guy’s everywhere are wondering what the hell to get some woman they wanna sleep with. One standard fall back is flowers. But do you realize that flowers have meaning. From type to color, there is symbolism in them. The kind of symbolism that can mean the difference between “oh [...]

Haneru no Tobira: Bikini Goo Men New Year’s Slide

So last night, the Misses saw yesterdays post and was all “Again with the boobs, do you think of anything else?” Well in actuality probably not. I am sure that all men think of is Steak and Tits. Well this is for you ladies and not so straight fellas, a special New Year’s edition of [...]

Kozue Chihara

MaoChan had covered in this post about some massive girl on girl motorboating action. Well, after a long search (none actually) and a few trips in the Mystery Machine, the case of what the fuck is the name of that awesome show has been solved.
The show is called Miniskirt Police and the girl is Kozue [...]

2008 Pirelli Calendar

What is the Pirelli Calendar?
The calendar is famous for its limited availability because it is not sold and is only given as a corporate gift to a restricted number of important Pirelli customers and celebrity VIPs. The Pirelli Calendar is perhaps the world’s only prestigious and exclusive “girly” calendar, featuring pictures generally considered glamour photography [...]

Portable Subway Strap Shows You’re Not a Pervert….. or Maybe it Does

A conversation between myself and reader iankenshi:

ienkenshi: yeah i just read that one
ienkenshi: may have to get one lol
ienkenshi: the dude on the right would totally be ass grabbing
ienkenshi: you can see it on his face lol
MaoChan: yea
MaoChan: hence the smile
MaoChan: all he is thinking, “i can still poke them with my boner”
Via the pervertedly [...]

S&M Cosplay

I am not really sure what the hell she is supposed to be cosplaying as other than a sexual deviant. Now don’t get me wrong, deviant acts are just one of many things I like to do on a given afternoon but currently I am baffled as to who the hell she could be dressed [...]

Just Like on Nip/Tuck

They have opened a brick and mortar store to sell my semen. I heard there was a stampede of women there on Black Friday. Fear not as I will keep the shelves stocked.
It is so wonder.