What to do in a Real Emergency

Terror Warning

As the head party representative here at MaoChan, I feel responsible for all our readers safety. In this day and age terror is everywhere. Why just yesterday my cereal decided to “explode” on the floor when I tilted the box too much, creating a giant “Orange Status Situation.” Now with these instructions I can sleep at night knowing that all the members of the party will be able to cope with dangerous situations, from nuclear attacks to collapsing buildings.

Get informed on how to survive to serve the party later at SafeNow.

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