Someone Actually Can Do The Dixie Twist
The above is from my favorite, and probably everyone else as well, webcomic called Penny Arcade. In the short series titled Undisclosed Propensities, Gabe is embroilled in a line dancing fiasco that when push comes to shove, he has to reach deep down to pull off the one and only Dixie Twist.
Although most assumed this type of precarious maneuver confined to webcomica, it turns out it is not.
All behold that which is the real life Dixie Twist.