Delocator Finds Non-Starbucks Coffee
Tired of waiting inline with the drones, waiting for that snobby bitch who thinks her low end 3 series BMW is the king of cars while she can’t decide on the Venti or Grande Vanilla Frap W/ Light Whip? Well now you can easily find somewhere other than a corporate coffee house to get your drink on easily with Delocator.
Delocator just asks for a zip code and then a mile radius. From there it generates a list of all the coffee houses in the area that are privately owned. While this can lend to quality issues, some places just suck, most private run places stand tall over their corporate brothers in terms of quality, atmosphere, and style.
I’ll have a medium non-mass marketed cup of coffee.