YTMND: Carol Never Wore Her Goggles
We all remember those stupid signs and sayings that were the safety reminders in our chemistry class. Remember this one about not being a douchebag who drinks the chemicals because you will get ganked?
Johnny was a chemist’s son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
Well along with Johnny who was an idiot, there was Carol. She was the snotty white bitch who thought she was cooler than everyone and didn’t need to wear goggles in lab.