Archive for June 2007

Salty Egg King Steams The Vegetable Sponge

June 29, 2007

Chinese Food

MaoChan loves food. If you are willing to cook it, I will taste it. I have made it a lifetime goal to eat one of every animal as I love meated items. Like Chris Rock said, “Hell, I’ll eat a pig’s ass if you cook it right.” The only thing I am scared of is when going into a foreign setup and not knowing what you are ordering. If I am going to eat the 3rd rib aorta vesicle stoma of a reticulated lemur, I want to know that. I don’t want to be playing a guessing game.

When you go abroad, sometimes the menus feature engrish translations that are so hard to decrypt that the NSA would give up. Once while in Tokyo, I stopped into a noodle shop. On the menu they offered bukkake noodles. If you don’t know what bukkake is, check it out. Now you know why at that place I got the chicken curry.

Braised Man Fruit.

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WTW: Tumiki Fighters

June 29, 2007

Tumiki Fighters

Take Gradius, Tetris, and Super Paper Mario. Now smash them together. If you didn’t screw up, you end up with Tumiki Fighters. If you did, then you probably have quite the mess to clean up. A shooter from Japan, a SHMUP if you will, that combines colorful, blocky design with a great side-scrolling shooter.

As usual, this WTW is free for download. I don’t know what it is with Asians and making awesome games for free but keep it up. If this were American made, it would of been killed by lawsuits and stupidity. That’s what happens when you let lawyers rampantly breed as they have. America has over 1 million. Now I am off to sue Applebee’s for only giving me 5 riblets instead of the menu stated 6. I demand satisfaction.

Hai, dozo.

300 Calorie Meals, Stop Eating Like a Fatty

June 29, 2007

300 Calorie Meals

Everyone knows that Americans are tubs of lard. The average American caloric intake is around 3,800 calories daily. PER DAY! The human body should receive somewhere around 2,000 calories depending on height and gender. Most people eat close to double the recommended amount. With things such as fast food and restraurants where you don’t know what goes into the meal, you could be consuming a lot more than you think.

If you want to lose weight, you need to cut down calories but it doesn’t have to be all rice cakes and water. If you sit down and actually think about what you are eating, you can eat a fairly decent meal for as low as 300 calories. This is a far cry from say a Wendy’s Double Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe, Large Fries, and Coke with comes in at 1280. I need to stress that is with a Jr. Double, not even their crazy 1/2 lb Steakhouse burger. That shit is a a clogged artery on a bun.

Piggy, Piggy.

Watch Michael Moore’s SICKO For Free

June 29, 2007

This is a quick post in order to get it out before “people” take it down.

On Google video, you can watch the entire movie Sicko which, even though I haven’t seen it, should prove to be humorous at least. And hey it’s free so if it sucks, blow me.

UPDATE #1
THE LINK IS DEAD

UPDATE #2
Here is another site I found that is hosting the full movie.

I need vitamins.

A Close Shave

June 28, 2007

A Close Shave

This is for the guys, as being a well groomed man insures a sexy man beast which the ladies crave. One of the most neglected items in a man’s day to day schedule is shaving. I am guilty as well, sometimes I just say “Fuck it” and don’t. What a lot of guys don’t realize is that shaving is an ritual and one that should be done for good reason.

From the lather to the moisturizer, it is important to treat your face right. Otherwise you will end up looking like Michael Myers attacked you instead of being baby smooth. If you never have gone to a barber and had a real shave, I recommend it. There is something about it that just leaves you feeling like a P.I.M.P.

Don’t cut yourself.

Human Bodies Are Not Meant to Go 2,500 MPH

June 28, 2007

Space Diving

You give your parachute straps a reassuring pat. It’s utterly silent. Just you and your fragile body, hovering alone above the Earth. “Space Diver One, you are go,” crackles a voice in your ear, and you undo your harness and stand up. There’s nothing for it now: You paid a lot of money for this.

That silence is the world calling you a moron. Although intriguing, re-entering the atmosphere for fun sans spaceship doesn’t sound like a vacation to me. But the dudes at Orbital Outfitters are not looking into this technology for just fun, but also for use due to spaceship failure. In that case I rather risk the plunge into the stratosphere than die floating around the blue marble. I don’t want some alien finding my frozen body and probing my corpse.

“You are go for reentry.”

Mini Himejijo Satisfies Creator’s Gojira Dreams

June 27, 2007

MiniHimeji

Himejijo, Himeji Castle, is an amazing sight. When you exit the train station, you are greeted by a long street lined with trees that lead up to the castle footsteps. Comprising 83 wooden buildings with the current keep being built in 1601, it was rebuilt after numerous incidents by Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

Apparently a Mr. Hiroyasu Imura was so smitten by the castle that he has spent 19 years pursuing his boyhood dream of faithfully producing a replica of Himeji Castle in his home in Ise. Let’s just say, he has put a fuckton of work into this model. His pictures though just make it seem like he would like to knock this bitch over for eating away at his life for so long.

In English. In Japanese. In Mothra.