MizPee Finds Clean Waterclosets
Like all good Party members, MaoChan is a clean freak when it comes to certain things. Showers need to be boiling to remove the stench of capitalism and waterclosets have to be clean to receive my honored waste. Usually a good rule of thumb is the more expensive the place, the cleaner. But not always.
MizPee takes out the guess work with their mobile accessible database of toilet ratings that you can lookup on the go. Have the taco shits after a night of drinking? Well now you can go find a clean place to unleash your rectal demons rather than going to the local Stop ‘N’ Gulp where you will have to perform Kung Fu to avoid touching anything.
“I was toilet trained at gunpoint”