YTMND: Smooth Denzel Jazz

YTMND Denzel G

Smooth jazz. Nothing else soothes the soul like a ripping ballad by Kenny G. The soft melodic undertones and the rhythmic…… OH GOD IT’S CRAP! It is all shit. Smooth Jazz is the feces when music eats failure. The only way to make smooth jazz sound good is to have it come out of someone cool. Someone cool, suave, a bit “Denzel” as the French say.

Denzel Washington might as well be King Midas, the dude has the golden touch. Any movie he is in is good.I think he could make a prostate medicine commercial and people would still line up to see it.


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