Archive for July 2, 2007

MaoChan is Gonna Be Chillin’ Out Maxin’ Relaxin’ All Cool

July 2, 2007


This is just a heads up for the rest of this week. Since it is the 4th of July, the leaders have deemed it holiday for the workers. I will be on a short vacation but never fear as MaoChan will be updating daily over the 4th of July break.

It will be business as usual because our holiday is May Day.


The Soup AKA E!’s Saving Grace

July 2, 2007

The Soup is a show that makes me wish I had cable television. That’s right, poor MaoChan doesn’t have enough party credits to get real TV. Most T.V. is garbage but there are golden moments that you do not want to miss. Step up The Soup, a show built around showing you the funniest moments found on soap operas, talk shows, and reality television.

The clip above is from the show Being Bobby Brown which has gone off the air but can be looked back on and laughed at. It is amazing to watch just how fast Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston have fallen, from multi-million dollar recording artists to two druggies fighting over the pipe. I guess sucking dick for crack has become his prerogative.

“I’ve been to jail before, that’s American.”

iPhone is the Ultimate In Dropping Fun

July 2, 2007

If there is one thing better than getting a new $600 gadget, it is watching someone being an absolute klutz with their new $600 gadget. It’s like he didn’t wipe his hands after a healthy application of Soul Glo.

Smartest Kid/Stupidest Woman in iPhone Realm

July 2, 2007

iPhone Dunce

If you had $100,000 in cash, what would you do? Invest in land? Buy a car? How about be a douchebag and try to flip iPhones on eBay for fast profit? Well one woman went far and tried hard to do so. But the retard didn’t read up on anything like the fact that supply was healthy and shortages were not predicted. Or moreso policy like you can only buy 1 per person at most stores, 2 per at the Apple store. The video shows this idiot’s quest and her awesome ability to donate $800 to some lucky, smart kid.

The woman might as well take that cash and buy some rims. Cuz 30 is the new 20 when it comes to Donks.

I feel stoopid.