Archive for July 4, 2007

Happy 4th of July

July 4, 2007

Happy 4th of July

Hot dogs and fireworks. That is the Fourth of July in a nutshell, until today. You can add Transformers to that now. As you guessed it, I will be watching Transformers at 10am today and then hanging with friends. Nothing like no work and lots of robots.

Have a good one people.

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Steve, Don’t Eat It!

July 4, 2007

Steve, Don’t Eat It!

I can safely say that most humor blogs suck. You might even think MaoChan sucks, but if that’s the case why the fuck are you reading this? But there has been one that when I read it, I laughed so hard that I farted. Steve, Don’t Eat It! is an amazing sampling of culinary delights and the journey of a man eating them. From breastmilk to prison wine, he tries some gross items including something that I actually eat and enjoy, potted food meat product.

I fancy myself an adventurer when it comes to food. I have eaten natto, endangered sea turtle, horse, caribou, and even cat food one night a few weeks ago after a few too many beers. When it comes to meat, I prefer my animals raw. Nothing like steak tartare or some good carpaccio. I love to put things in my mouth.

Huitlacoche: dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee

YTMND: Wonka’s Court

July 4, 2007

Wonka’s Court

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was a great movie; it had a child murdering weirdo, children who deserved to be murdered, and candy. What more could you ask for? It wasn’t like that piece of crap that was Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. The only chocolate that came from that thing was from Tim Burton’s ass.

Now if a psychotic freak like Wonka were to preside over a court room, you know that it would sadly be about on par with the other judge shows out there. You got the dredges of American society fighting over $6.25 that was lost when LaQuisha Williams dented Marcy Fettlesworth’s prized bottle cap collection. An injustice that needs to be dealt with swiftly.

OBJECTION!