YTMND: Wonka’s Court

Wonka’s Court

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was a great movie; it had a child murdering weirdo, children who deserved to be murdered, and candy. What more could you ask for? It wasn’t like that piece of crap that was Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. The only chocolate that came from that thing was from Tim Burton’s ass.

Now if a psychotic freak like Wonka were to preside over a court room, you know that it would sadly be about on par with the other judge shows out there. You got the dredges of American society fighting over $6.25 that was lost when LaQuisha Williams dented Marcy Fettlesworth’s prized bottle cap collection. An injustice that needs to be dealt with swiftly.

OBJECTION!

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