Poof! And Your Turds Stink No More

Poof Poop

When I was at college, I had a roommate that could peel the paint off the walls with the death stench he emanated from his bowels. I once had to follow in his footsteps and trust me when I say this, I learned my lesson the first time. If only he had some Poof!

Splash a few drops of Poof! in the bowl before the gates to hell open and you will no longer have to deal with offensive turd odor. The one flaw in the product is that if you are chronic farter when you defecate, then the odor will still be freed into the wild but you won’t have to contend with poop-born smells. AHHH! That’s the smell of victory.

“My anus is bleeding.”

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