Food or Porn Description?

Food or Porn

Now I love food as much as the next person, maybe a little more. But for some people, they talk about it as if they are writing for Penthouse Forum. Now read these next few choice lines and ask yourself, are we still talking about food?

…suddenly popped, splashing me with the juice. I stuck my thumb in my mouth to taste it, and it was sublime. As sweet as candy…

I was wearing it, it was in my hair, and the car was full of the stuff. But I just didn’t care.

It is actually from a well written piece on eating raw corn. It reminds me of that scene at the beginning of War Games where the dad looks at the mom like she is psycho for eating raw corn. Now I am off to the kitchen for some….uhhh…..alone time.

Thick, bulbous…kernels.

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