Rocket Launchers For Sneakers

Rocket Launcher

In what must of been a chance for a multi-kill, an Orlando man showed up at an Orlando Police Kicks for Guns program with a surface-to-air missile launcher. The program, who has a policy of Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell as to where the guns come from, the RL dude had a passable story:

“I didn’t know what to do with it, so I brought it here,” explained the man, who said he found the missile in a shed he tore down last week. “I took it to three dumps to try to get rid of it, and they told me to get lost.”

He ended up trading it in for a pair of size-3 Reebok sneakers for his daughter. I would of at least gotten a few frags ahead of everyone else before turning it in. Sure it’s cheap to use the rocket launcher but you saw the smoke trail coming towards you so you had some warning.


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