Charles Barkely Can’t Golf…. or Talk Good or Probably Read

Sir Charles, you need to stay away from the links. I think I can golf better with a club up my ass than the grace he exhibits. But for all his shortcomings, there are pearls of wisdom in there. Deep down in there, huddled next to the bad deodorant commercials. He proves with these famous quotes:

I’m not a role model… Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while.

Hit the jump to see Tiger Woods mock The Round Mound of Rebound’s skill with a club.

These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.

That’ll do Charles, that’ll do.

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