Hurdler Tries FaceJump Technique, Works Like a Charm
Athletes are always looking for new techniques to take it to the edge, to the limit. Austrian runner Guenther Weidlinger is one of these guys. He was trying to push the envelop, synergize the paradigm, make the atoms dance. During the 3,000-meter steeplechase at the World Athletic Championships in Osaka, he broke the barrier with his new FaceJump technique.
All I would be thinking, despite how much my face hurt, would be how much of a goofball I would look for failing at knowing how to jump. That would be like being found dead from not eating due to lack of owning a fork. He really should of just yelled out “I’m the Juggernaut BITCH!” and just smashed the gate down. It would of been easier.