All Aboard The Gravy Train


You might wonder why I tagged this “superhuman”, well this is the first time I have ever heard of someone stopping a train via their ass. Ass emissions to be more exact. About 300 people at the JR Tsukaguchi Station in Amagasaki were forced to leave the train due to the conductor had, and lost, a battle with a violent bout of diarrhea in the driver’s cabin early on Friday, as was stated by the West Japan Railway Co.

The driver scheduled to take over the train entered the cabin at about 6.15 a.m. to find the floor covered in feces. Station workers immediately cleaned the floor of the driver’s room, but decided to cancel the train due to the lingering aroma.

If there ever was a reason to show up to work and say “fuck it”, this is it. I can only hope that next time the driver of the train who did this considers taking on his friends in an expired burrito eating contest before going to work, he might think twice.

Tickets to Toiletville please.

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One Comment on “All Aboard The Gravy Train”

  1. daveinfukuoka Says:

    Thank you for the link.

    This is a great site, I will be back again!

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