Archive for November 5, 2007

YenX: Your Pink Chirashi Directory

November 5, 2007

Pink Chirashi

Now I know for sure that you are scratching your head asking, “What are pink chirashi?” Well unless you have been to Japan and been there long enough to get mail, you probably didn’t encounter it while there on vacation. Pink Chirashi or pink handouts are flyers put into mail boxes in big cities that advertise deli heru services or delivery health services. Delivery Health services is the fancy term for legalized call-girl prostitution in Japan.

From the collective “HELLZ YEAH!!” I can hear off in the hills, I must remind you that as with all things Japanese it is expensive. Pricing can vary but as you see on the one above it is 100min for about $250. But she will do fellatio, 69, and let you ride her ass twice. And she takes credit cards (you swipe her crack like in a rap video). YenX is a very unique site that has scanned and collected hundreds of these Pink Chirashi for your “needs”. Between pizza, groceries, and ass being all delivered to your door, there is almost no reason to even leave home.

Chow Mai Poon Tang.


Emperor Bush

November 5, 2007

Emperor Bush

No it’s not the name of an awesome new shinsengumi porn, it is the theory of a top US scholar of wartime Japan that Bush and Emperor Hirohito share common traits in their defiance of international law through militaristic action.

Herbert Bix, who won the Pulitzer Prize in 2001 for his landmark biography of wartime emperor Hirohito, said he believed US aerial bombings and alleged use of torture in Afghanistan and Iraq constituted war crimes.

Bix goes on to compare the actions of the US military to those of Japan’s defiance of the Nine-Party Treaty guaranteeing China’s sovereignty when Japanese imperial troops invade Manchuria in 1931.

“For the Horde!”