Archive for November 14, 2007

Japanese Supermen

November 14, 2007

Granted these guys can’t hold a candle to yours truly, they sure can hold their own when it comes to doing feats of extraordinary talent. But the still loose to my abilities. Let’s see the breakdown:

#1 Guy: Can catch arrows in mid-flight
Me: Killed a bat in mid-flight (this actually happened)
#2 Guy: Being a crazy mountain man with nunchuck skills
Me: Crazy ladies man with pleasuring skills
#3 Guy: Missing teeth man who wields boomerang thing that looks like a shoehorn
Me: Has a gorgeous smile and wields a force within my pants that no one dare reckon with
#4 Guy: Can spit ice at super speed to shatter objects despite having blurry eyes
Me: Shatters items with a gaze from my big brown eyes, you get lost in them

I think we have a clear winner. The children, they are always the winner.