Archive for November 26, 2007

How People Get to MaoChan

November 26, 2007

How People Get to MaoChan

One of the best sources of humor for running MaoChan is seeing how people find it. It is like watching the search bar text back in the Gnutella & Hotline (and you thought you were old skool) days, nothing but Bestiality and Chick Peeing On Man searches. Granted the bestiality searches are lower but the weird crap is still there. But if you were wondering, here is a short list of the top items that get new people to MaoChan.

Steampunk
my roommate is such a dick
cyberpunk
korea ass
himono-onna
storm hawks hentai
Ryugyong Hotel
bad cosplay
Japan

I still get a little freaked out when people just add hentai to the end of a name in order to find porn with X Character in it. I am sorry but jacking to the monkey character in Storm Hawks is not cool. What ever happened to good ol’ fashion pee videos?

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Pop’n Music (ポップンミュージック) Madness

November 26, 2007

Now watch this and try telling your friends, “Oh dude, I so rock at games. I am 1337 beyond belief.” Wait, what’s that? What did you say? Did you just cry a little while your penis retreated into the warmth of your torso? That’s ok sonny, girls will still like you despite not having the 10 inch Pop’n Music e-Penis.

If you are wondering still what this game is, it is from Japan and falls into the Bemani category of games. I have tried it and it is fun but not my style. Also as one friend put it, “it looks like you are George Jetson working at Spacely’s Space Sprockets” and that killed it for me. I am not down with looking like a pussy-whipped retard of the future. I prefer to strive for something more manly.