“Oh Fuck I Think I Just Shit My Pants!”

Shart

We have all been there but only an embarrassed few have gone beyond into the other realm. You are standing there, butt bubbling with intestinal brew. Ready onto the world are you going to vent the volumes of odors and gases from the rectal furnaces that burn within. But then suddenly as the knobs turn and the valves open, you hear the Foreman scream and all hell breaks loose. That with was a vent has become an evacuation. And as you still stand there, now grimaced in fear that others around might detect, the wave of realization crashes into you with the full force of the ocean behind it. You just sharted.

Now not all hope is lost. Over at The Angry Pharmacist there are tips to survive a sharting, from dumping the drawers and hoping there was no run-off to Macguyvering a Manpon to help sop up the sauce. Either way, there is gravy that needs to be dealt with and now, you might have a chance of getting away with it. Unless it was at your girlfriend’s house, in that case you are screwed or in luck, depending on how she cares to view the use of feces in your lovemaking.

Ploop.

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One Comment on ““Oh Fuck I Think I Just Shit My Pants!””

  1. xiupan Says:

    lol fucking hilarious! 😄

    Ya know that new diet pill called “Alli” that is being sold at CostCo and other places… yeah one of the “side effects” of taking it is “oily anal discharge”… lmao!


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