Glasses Change Everything

Glasses Change Everything

I didn’t become smarter or more likable when I got glasses….. never mind I did. Glasses changed everything, blue became green, onion soup tastes like chicken soup, and $1 soda vending machines now only charge 50 cents. You have to remember, first you get the glasses, then you get the power, then you get the women.

The day I walked out of the optometrist’s office was like being born. As I came out into the bright sunny day, I felt the wind lap at my warm skin. Just then a man in leather approached me and said, “John Conner. Come with me if you want to live.” From I went on to lead the human resistance against SkyNet. True story, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big I tell you what.


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One Comment on “Glasses Change Everything”

  1. xiupan Says:

    lol actually, I was thinking of getting contacts or lasik for the very opposite reason. First you get the glasses, then you DON’T get the women ~.~;;

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