Archive for the ‘Fights’ category

Rampage Jackson is Losing to Life

July 16, 2008

I’ll tempt fate and hope that Rampage doesn’t read this and then come to my home and kill me with his chain or just looking at me. Turns out that this month is not his time to shine as he lost to Forrest Griffin for the Light Heavyweight title (great fight btw) and is now being charged with felony hit and run and felony evading arrest.

Law enforcement sources tell us, Rampage was in a car crash near Newport Beach (that’s near Laguna Beach in the O.C.) and then split the scene. Cops gave chase and eventually caught up…”

You can tell the cop knows better to just pull his gun, not because he is black but because even a tyrannosaurus is afraid of him. Oh well, hopefully this will lead to him coming back and pounding the shit out of Griffin.

Tapped Out.


Kim Couture Gets Hulk Smashed to The Jaw

June 25, 2008

The other night was a crazy night for MMA that has lots of people milling around wondering what should be done about women in MMA, the current brutality level of the sport, and how injuries should be handled when sustained in the ring. The fight was between Kim Rose and new comer Kim Couture, wife of the The Natural himself, Randy Couture.

Seconds into the fight Kim’s jaw was broken in two places and her nose broken as well. She ended up sticking out all 3 rounds but people are now questioning if such a thing should have even been allowed to happen once such an injury has occurred. Either way gotta give her props for being one tough as fuck mofo to handle that kind of pain while still getting hit in the face for another 13 minutes.

Hit the jump for rounds 2 & 3

Babylon A.D.

December 13, 2007

Babylon AD

Most people hear Vin Diesel and then start to whine. Sure he has been in bad movies but that doesn’t make him a bad actor. People need to go back and watch Pitch Black to see how well and finely crafted that role was portrayed and built out. So finding out he is going to star in a film adaptation of Babylon Babies sounds good to me.

Vin stars as Toorop, the mercenary, who is supposed to escort a woman from Russia to Canada. He learns that she is manipulated by a synthetic virus and that what lies inside her can be the downfall of the human race.

Think Children of Men and add a dose of Blade Runner and a dash of Diesel. But one of the big reasons too is that it is set to costar Michelle Yeoh, who has starred in greats such as Wo Hu Cang Long (no tigers and dragons for me), Memoirs of a Geisha, and of course, Sunshine.

Teaser Video.

Yamanote Loop Line Halloween Massacre

October 30, 2007

Yamanote Loop Line Issue Pics

OK, it wasn’t a massacre in that no one died. But lots of people apparently acted like douchebags. Really, this is the kind of thing that makes people hate Americans and having foreigners in their country in general. Reports put it at

about 200 to 250 foreigners, most of them Caucasian. There was also a number of Japanese participants, most of them Japanese women. After getting on the train, the party-goers became drunk and loud, shouting in English and becoming aggressive towards a few Japanese. At some point, an idiot removed or disabled the lighting in the train car, forcing the train to make an emergency stop at Shinagawa station, where police forced everyone out of the train and tried to see what had gone wrong with the lights. It is unclear whether this put an end to the party, or if it continued afterwards.

Nothing ruins fun like retard shenanigans. Hit the jump for a hilarious letter which “details” the happenings of the night.

Kotaku Coverage
J-Probe Coverage


YTMND: Nigga Stole My Taser

October 3, 2007

Punch Out

If you never saw the original, here you go. The game featured is Mike Tyson’s Punch Out! on the NES. Quite a good game based on who was an amazing boxer who turned into a woman beating, baby eating, ear biting, raping you till you love me freak.

Unless you are an uneducated weirdo who doesn’t watch the news at all, you probably know about the guy who got tasered and has sparked a phenomenon with his delightfully hilarious catchphrase. I don’t think comedy skits could ever be written this well. I personally think he deserves the tasing for using the term “bro”. What are we living in, 1990? Is Bill and Ted still cool? Whatever, I am going to go watch Back to the Future and listen to Debbie Gibson cassettes in my room.


Starting Shit in Japan: A Prisoner’s Tale

September 11, 2007

RikiOh Prison

I have been witness to this exact sort of shenanigans. Foreigners are out for a good time and encounter a drunk. He starts talking trash and almost everyone ignores it. Next thing you know there is a Royal Rumble going down in the back alley filled with hookers and love hotels. For one gaijin, here is his story of imprisonment and just how bad he thought the Japanese prison system is.

All I can say is, if you go abroad, bring the lube for your cornhole if you are going to start anything….or if you are the kind of person to start things while drunk. Otherwise next thing you know you are in a cell in Turkey getting beaten and raped for years on end.

“Would you like some Merlot? I make it in the toilet!”

DIY: Smoke Flares

August 22, 2007

Smoke Flare

There is one thing that every guy thinks is cool, and that is boobies explosives. Well, since most people do not want to end up on the CIA’s watch list, the next coolest thing is a smoke flare. They do no damage but are just as cool when it comes to causing confusion/signaling the rescue helicopter to come save you from Predator.

Using some common ingredients such as soda, salt peter, and tape, you can construct your own smoke flare to then use during a paintball match or soccer hooligan shenanigans. I totally want to make one of these to use anytime my neighbors get annoying. Just light it up and throw to let them know that the signal means STFU!

“Get to the Choppa!”