Archive for the ‘Graphics’ category

Cooking Mama Apron

May 2, 2008

I have said it once and I will say it again, I would become a polygamist just so I can have two wives, my second being Cooking Mama. She help for me cooking awesome food and should someone try to serve me crap she will unleash the fiery demons that live within her eyes. The next best thing is this fan made Cooking Mama apron.

Using web transfers and felt, this is possibly one of the greatest items I have ever seen created for a game. Not only does it look good but it is Cooking Mama. And no one screws with someone wearing a Cooking Mama apron otherwise she will ass rape you with a wire whisk till you do not mind.

WUNDERFFFURRR!!

It Has Been ‘Shopped

March 20, 2008

Phantom Hand

We have all tried our hand at photoshop at some point. Some might have ventured over to the Something Awful Friday contest. But when you think that when your job is to be a photoshop dude, that you hopefully would not make a mistake and do something like, say, leave a phantom hand in the photo.

From extra limbs, missing limbs, anime make-overs, to just full on body changes, the list of screw ups just keep adding up. And they are all documented for people to see at this great new site called PhotoShopped.

“Something is wrong here.”

Papercraft: Ceiling Cat

March 14, 2008

Ceiling Cat

The very cutesy site, Tubby Paws (a great cat name btw), is running one of the best papercraft projects around. It is Ceiling Cat! Now you too can have ceiling cat. Now get building.

Meow, I see you.

Toilet: Your Doing It Wrong

February 13, 2008

Funny Toilet Sign

Now I see where most of these make sense that someone would make a mistake. Let’s break this down.

Top Right: The dude is going to pee standing up. That is not good according to these toilet police.

Middle Left: No praying to the porcelain god or puking. Do it on the floor damn it.

Middle Right: Don’t pee/poop like it is an Asian toilet. I think they don’t like Asian’s in general.

Bottom Right: No peeing like a dog. Who the fuck pees like that anyways?

Bottom Left: Apparently going turd fishing is wrong. I don’t see the problem, last week I caught one and it was HUGE!

Glasses Change Everything

January 30, 2008

Glasses Change Everything

I didn’t become smarter or more likable when I got glasses….. never mind I did. Glasses changed everything, blue became green, onion soup tastes like chicken soup, and $1 soda vending machines now only charge 50 cents. You have to remember, first you get the glasses, then you get the power, then you get the women.

The day I walked out of the optometrist’s office was like being born. As I came out into the bright sunny day, I felt the wind lap at my warm skin. Just then a man in leather approached me and said, “John Conner. Come with me if you want to live.” From I went on to lead the human resistance against SkyNet. True story, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big I tell you what.


Glasses.

Stupid Cards For Stupid People

November 27, 2007

Atomic Baby

“An atomic candle! For Ultra Baby!”

Gallery of Unfortunate Cards.

Dolce & Gabbana Gang Rape

November 7, 2007

D&G Gang Bang

You are probably wondering what the hell am I talking about. Well according to the National Organization for Woman (NOW) this ad, along with others, are offensive to women with this D&G ad being the worst for depicting gang rape.

In an interview, NOW Foundation President Kim Gandy said, “It’s in Esquire, so they probably don’t think a stylized gang rape will sell clothes to women, but what is more likely is that they think it will get them publicity. It’s a provocative ad but it is provoking things that really are not what we want to have provoked. We don’t need any more violence.

First off, Gandy, you look like a woman who has probably never seen a penis let alone a bunch of dudes ready to train a bitch, you need to watch some porn. Since when can’t people participate in a little gang bang action without being called rapists. And who says she isn’t consenting? I mean she looks pretty made up for the event. All I am saying is that you might need to get off your soap box and into some real issues like welfare reform and presidential elections. I highly doubt that 5 dudes about to give some hot chick the long dong is really creating this “atmosphere of violence towards women” but rather an “atmosphere she will never forget cuz she loved the DP.”

Awesome ads.

PS-MaoChan loves the ladies and does not condone any actions that would hurt them. He condones showing them a good time like a bottle of Boone’s Farm and a 10 pack of rubbers.