Posted tagged ‘Game Show’

Million Kazoku

June 27, 2008

After seeing the atrocious shit that was the ABC show I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, in all its fake glory (the host is American and the show does not air in Japan), I figured it was time to remind people what real Japanese game shows are like. I have posted before about a personal favorite called Haneru no Tobira many times. But here is one that not many people know about called Million Kazoku.

The premise of the show is that they have famous people, singers and tv actors, come to your house and you have 30 minutes to hide in your house. If someone can stay hidden the full time, you win 1,000,000 Yen ($10,000 US roughly). The cool thing too is that the families are encouraged to cheat a bit. If you hit the jump, there is another episode where the family’s daughter gets shoved somewhere pretty creative, and no it is not in someone’s ass.


Haneru no Tobira: Jump Rope Challenge

January 21, 2008

Haneru no Tobira is quickly becoming one of my favorite shows to watch clips from. Their wacky costumes and challenges provide endless entertainment. Today’s challenge comes in the form of jump roping. No, not how many jumps you can do but how many ropes can you jump at once. And should you fail the punishment is death the usual blowing of foul mouth odor into your face via the crazy spiderlady.

The one thing though that I still can’t see without fear is that damn spiderlady’s face. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with it but she is fucked up. Like staring at a car accident, I say look away but my eyes are stuck out of fear and curiosity.

“You Have a WHAT?!?!?!”

December 11, 2007

It is late at night, you are at the club and the music is pumping. The beat is telling you that it is time to find some action as the last three Vodka & Red Bulls surge through your veins. There is that warm flush that just drips over you and then the heat that gushes from the lions. Out the corner of your eye the glimpse occurs. Brief but full of intention, the sexy kind of intention. As you gaze over the supple curves, your eyes slow down. They start to focus and stare as your heart beat begins to race. It dawns on you that there is a curve that shouldn’t be there. A subtle bump or more colloquially known as a dong hump. And as your eyes glaze over, your brain starts to scream, “It’s a trap!”

But we are not going to hold it against you as I bet you probably couldn’t tell the difference, especially if you are hanging out with some of the ladyboys from Thailand featured in the clip. It’s ok, we won’t look down on you. Think of it like figuring out that you actually like some Hickory Farms Summer Sausage.

Oh man.