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Mayonnaise Kitchen: My Personal Hell

October 24, 2007

Mayo Drink

There are only a handful of things I truly hate in this world. One of them is mayonnaise. That white, slimy, gooey, oily mess that people think is delicious. No other single foodstuff makes my mouth feel like it is full of dog shit than mayo. And reading that there is a place in Tokyo called Mayonnaise Kitchen causes me to seizure.

In 2006, Japanese consumed 1.65 kg of mayonnaise per person. I think that shows what they think of the crap. The restaurant caters to “mayoraa” [マヨラー], mayo freaks.. It even serves up the “Mayoty Dog”, which tastes like the vodka-based cocktail Salty Dog but is served in a glass with mayonnaise on its rim instead of salt. I rather get sodomized than drink that putrid concoction. OK, maybe not sodomized but definitely groped and violated.

Gag ‘n Punk.