Posted tagged ‘Hilarious’

Learn to Run Your Own Dirty Convenience Mart

May 12, 2008

Grab a turban and some shitty knick-knacks as you get ready to embark on your training to run a dirty little stop and rob shop in Konbeni DS: Otona no Keiei Ryoku Training (The Konbeni DS: Adult’s Management Power Training). Now you too can pretend to be that old guy behind the counter who wouldn’t sell you cigarettes when you were 17. From stocking hot dogs to Horny Goat Weed Sex-MaXXXX, you will feel what it is like to run a gas station.

I kid, the game actually focuses on running a Konbeni, a Japanese convenience mart a la Lawson CS or Family Mart, in which you will have to stock bento boxes and hopefully have to do an oden minigame. It should teach those kids who play DS during school about their future careers.

Kyu-kyu.

Whatever you do though, don’t call the person behind the counter Grandma as it is liable to get you shot (video after the jump) or as Grandma said “His nuts…… they gone.”

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Cyanide and Happiness

January 22, 2008

Cyanide and Happiness

While the above comic might make you think that Cyanide and Happiness is nothing but a comic about copious amounts of lube and anal sex with men, I can assure you that it is not. Just as in life, there is more to it than just anal sex.

From the strange and to the sometimes almost nonsensical, the comic provides a look at situations in life. Maybe not your life but definitely mine. The randomness and acts of violence towards strangers. I didn’t mean the 12 man butt orgy you jerks.

Stickmen.