Ohashi, the honorable chopsticks. These two little pieces of wood have fed armies, stuffed nations of minions, and baffled many a white guy trying to look cool in front of his date at the local fish ‘n shits sushiya for yuppies. Well now you will be the Chopstick God.
From the proper breaking techs to the way you should hold your chopsticks, everything is covered. I think this is good as so many people go to Japan and then they sit down at a restaurant and guess what, not every place has forks that you can fall back on when it turns out you are super gaijin man. Not me though, I just psychoflex and the food ends up in my stomach.
This is a joke btw.